I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG
I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE WHO JAMES DEEN IS AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS
I CAN’T BREATHE
STILL MY FAVORITE THING EVER ON THE INTERNET!!!
Actually this is great because his commentary re: lesbians and religious figures in porn is spot on and so is the part about brutalizing young girls.
If nobody on my dash appreciates this, then I don’t know any of you fuckers.
Salvador Dali, Summer.
The world is filled with nice people. If you can’t find one, be one.
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With no previous experience in combat, lack of military training and limited access to conventional weapons, the protesters who filled the city’s central square had to use other methods of defending themselves against the government’s ruthless riot police.
Talented filmmaker Vanessa Black examined the range of homemade weapons used throughout the revolution for PolicyMic. Speaking to Maidan’s self-defense unit, Black uncovered the types of explosives and makeshift weapons protesters donned.
Ranch is the most American of all of the condiments.
look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to